all i really wanna do with my life is write YA urban fantasy novels about queer girls

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Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

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a dystopian future novel where when teenagers come of age they are sorted into what spice girl they resemble, but one day a girl was sporty and baby

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The executive producer of Project Runway’s name is Barbara Schneeweiss. I can not believe.

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help i cant stop listening to the gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun op

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So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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no but angie i can’t stop calling cinder a pizza stain and like

that’s literally the last thing i could’ve imagined calling her

i guess you can say angie really made it


i guess the nickname is stain

guys those puns were pretty cheesy

wow look atchu all trying to get a pizza this pun action

you’ve gotta ask parmesan before you take some tho

cheesus crust you guys pizza puns now?

what can i say? everyone wants a slice of the action.

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how is stana katic even a real person

her twitter description tho

i was involved in illegal activities. once. but now i’m just a walking container of blood and water sending out loveballs one beam at a time.

how are you real

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